Trust me when I say I have this on the best of (German) authority.
Apparently the to-be-launched branding campaign is going to elaborate upon -- and serve as a derivative riff off of -- Albert Einstein's most-famous equasion.
As with all mergers, though, the redundancies are being eliminated -- drop the enigmatic "E"; cancel off the fudge constant "C" (who really cares about the speed of light, anyway?). . . and you are left with. . . only an M.
But it has been squared, to the power of innovation. Genius, I tell you.
. . . .The two management teams have streamlined, reducing Einstein to simply "M2". . . .
If you run this news item today, you must credit this outlet. I haven't invested millions of dollars in lavish dinners, to procure my my confidential connections (and thus garner this scoop) -- for nothing. Thank you, in advance. That is all. UPDATED @ 2 PM EDT -- Then we read this. N-i-i-i-i-ce.
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But is it a 'reverse merger?'
Oh, I am certain. . . it simply MUST be!
Namaste, Anon. . . Grin. . .
I heard the meeting went something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKKHSAE1gIs&list=RDcKKHSAE1gIs#t=30
Perfect -- spot on, Brian!
Hilarious!
Onward, and "shagg-a-delic, baby!"
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