I’m… “Shocked, Shocked… I Tell You.” Hilarious.

Gee -- who could have possibly guessed that a sh!t-coin hooked to Trump, would fraudulently be round trip traded, to become the 21^st largest crypto -- in only four days. . . Only for the pump to be dumped, here as we head into his swearing in?

Yep -- vast craters ahead, for his and Melania's crap-coins. Hilariously, the First Lady's trading symbol suggests her body odor. . . is strong -- and pungent, with the dollar sign (which the quote machines put in front of each coin's name, automatically) in front of her name reading as "Smellania". [These are not the sharpest folks.] Boing, and yikes:

. . .The TRUMP/USDT pair has emerged as the most-traded pair over the past 24 hours on the leading exchange, Binance, representing 13.3% of the total exchange volume, according to Coingecko. . . .

However, the perpetual futures cumulative volume delta, which reflects the difference between buying and selling volume, has dropped by over 1%, indicating a relative increase in selling volume. In other words, traders are either taking outright shorts or bearish bets or closing long positions. . . .

The combined market cap of the $TRUMP and $MELANIA memecoins has slumped 56% to $10.9 billion in the past 24 hours. . . .

Probably best to just sit this particular [rigged] casino game. . . out. Gosh -- are these people ever. . . idiots.

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