This graced the morning's Chicago Tribune editorial pages. . . and I felt compelled to make one, myself, for my desk. You'll need a full-color laser printer, some firm paper stock, some tape and scissors.
Ready? Now, go download this PDF file, and follow the directions, thus:
. . . .[By: Joe Fournier]
How to assemble your Dr. Obama:
1. Cut out body and arm. Remember, solid lines get cut, dotted lines folded.
2. Cut ears along white lines. Fold outward.
3. Fold body and tape back of tape flap to inside of body.
4. Roll barrel of syringe and tape, then fold arm, matching front to back. Fold flaps A inward and B outward.
5. Tape B tabs where indicated on body. Fold and pinch needle point (black triangle).
6. Your Dr. Obama is now ready to provide all Americans with a dose of reality! (Shot not covered under most health insurance plans.)
Warning: Side effects may include reason, logic and lucid, rational thought. . . .
When you're all done, it should look like the image at right -- click to enlarge. Yep -- I'm lovin' it!
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