Tuesday, August 4, 2026

That Crazy Riot Platforms Company Just Called Off Its Q2 '26 GAAP Loss Results Call -- Due Tomorrow @ 8:30 AM. WTAH?!


No large cap public company. . . ever. . . does this.

Unless the CEO was killed in a plane crash, this afternoon -- the show must go on. That is why companies have CFOs and CIOs.

There is exactly zero chance that this will be a material upside. Something material and adverse has ocurred here at the last minute.

Buckle up -- for this to fall like a rock in the morning, on the NASDAQ.

No sensible company cancels their quarterly results (loss) call on the night before a webcast and says “we will tell you later — when we’re gonna tell you what it is all about.”

I N S A N E.

Just an honest question here: has Jason Les. . . been fired?

Did the only AI commit/contract scale back, or walk away — from its commitment?

Look for Riot to fall 20% or more — tomorrow morning.

नमस्ते

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

retard

condor said...

Gee -- that was an... unintelligent burp. I'll leave it to remind people that I am pretty much a pure First Amendment guy -- although that slur is... odious.

Do better, weirdo Anon. You are... boring.

Anonymous said...

Sofa king wee todd it.

condor said...

Last chance -- say something that is remotely... intelligent -- or the whole ugly mess will vanish.

Time, place and manners. My rules -- my house.

For its part, Riot is supposedly telling people that the Q2 results will come Friday AM -- but it hasn't put out a release on it -- so that violates Listing Rule 5250(b)(1) and IM-5250-1, of the NASDAQ.

Charming.

Cheers, chucklehead.