In Just Three Elapsed Days -- Yep, Tangerine 2.0's Suit Is... Tossed: His Lawyers Can't Read Rules, For Comprehension. Hilarious.

Yep. Just as we said. And it was a Bush 41 appointed USDC Judge that tossed it.

Stick a fork in this one (per Bloomberg Law) -- no future amendment of it will survive any summary motion to dismiss, no matter what these jamokes do. . . or say:

. . .A federal judge in Florida has tossed out President Donald Trump’s $15 billion defamation lawsuit against the New York Times days after it was filed, finding the president’s lawyers failed to follow court rules requiring “short, plain, direct” claims.

US District Judge Steven Merryday found that Trump’s lawsuit “unmistakably and inexcusably” violated the court’s rules by featuring “repetitive,” “superfluous” and “florid” allegations and details. . . .

Here is the order in full, and a bit: ". . .A complaint is not a megaphone for public relations or a podium for a passionate oration at a political rally or the functional equivalent of the Hyde Park Speakers’ Corner. . . ."

It is indeed. . . a glorious Friday, now! Onward.

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