[U: New Schedule -- See Judge Kelly's Order!] In The Guatemalan Minors' Putative Class Action (To Avoid Being Dumped On Foreign Soil, Alone), DC Schedule Has Been Set: It Is On A Very Tight Time Deadline -- As Lives Are At Stake.

It took us a minute to get caught up, but here is the original federal class action complaint (as filed in DC) against Kristi Noem -- related to the at least ten young people who were born in Guatemala, but live here in the US, now.

As we've said, they have a plethora of due process rights -- which the Noemites and Miller-goons were hell-bent on violating, as they kidnapped them, and were going to dump them in a land they really don't know -- at all. And so it is, that the very capable USDC Judge Sooknanan in DC has set a very tight timetable for briefing, here:

. . .MINUTE ORDER: The Parties are ORDERED to comply with the following briefing schedule. The [Noemite] Defendants will file their Opposition to the [6] Motion to Certify Class by September 5, 2025.

The Plaintiffs will file their Reply by September 8, 2025.

Signed by Judge Sparkle L. Sooknanan on 9/2/2025. . . .

As you will read in the complaint -- in recognition their unique vulnerability, Congress has created a special statutory scheme to ensure that unaccompanied minors receive enhanced protection and care whenever the government seeks to remove them from the United States. Any summary removal plainly violates this statutory scheme. Under US law, an unaccompanied minor is defined as a child who “(A) has no lawful immigration status in the United States; (B) has not attained 18 years of age; and (C) with respect to whom -- (i) there is no parent or legal guardian in the United States; or (ii) no parent or legal guardian in the United States is available to provide care and physical custody.” 6 USC § 279(g)(2). Once a child is designated as an unaccompanied minor, numerous legal protections guarantee that they are not removed without due process and are able to pursue forms of relief from deportation for which they may be eligible.

Now you know. What an evil -- and thankfully, largely incompetent group of goons these folks are. Onward.

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