Sunday, August 17, 2025

It IS Trivial -- But I Do Want To Show The "Noble" / Nobel Sentiment: It Bears Reading... Even As A Parody Account.


Earlier this weekend, some clever people wrote a parody letter, purportedly from Melania to Vladimir Putin, and supposedly delivered in Anchorage, Friday by Tangerine 2.0, hisself.

The grace of it. . . is plainly beyond the real Melania's command (and grasp -- of the English language).

But the "Nobel-" / seeking sentiment. . . is wise.

I note it here -- primarily to ask the readership to read it in full.

Would that this was the view of 1600 Penn.

But that world. . . is not this one.

Here the parody is -- in full text:

. . .Dear President Putin

Every child shares the same quiet dreams in their heart, whether born randomly into a nation's rustic countryside or a magnificent city-center. They dream of love, possibility, and safety from danger.

As parents, it is our duty to nurture the next generation's hope.

As leaders, the responsibility to sustain our children extends beyond the comfort of a few.

Undeniably, we must strive to paint a dignity-filled world for all - so that every soul may wake to peace, and so that the future itself is perfectly guarded.

A simple yet profound concept, Mr. Putin, as I am sure you agree, is that each generation's descendants begin their lives with a purity - an innocence which stands above geography, government, and ideology.

Yet in today's world, some children are forced to carry a quiet laughter, untouched by the darkness around them — a silent defiance against the forces that can potentially claim their future. Mr. Putin, you can singlehandedly restore their melodic laughter.

In protecting the innocence of these children, you will do more than serve Russia alone — you serve humanity itself. Such a bold idea transcends all human division, and you, Mr. Putin, are fit to implement this vision with a stroke of the pen today.

It is time.

Sincerely,

/s/ [Faux-] Melania. . . .




Onward, resolutely, just the same.

नमस्ते

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