Saturday, February 22, 2025

Tangent: This ByBit Heist Now Eclipses Saddam Hussein’s (2003 Bank of Iraq / $1B) — By 5X?!


That’s. . . rather impressive, in a perverse way, actually.

These North Korean state-affiliated actors are “worse” than old man Saddam. [He stole a billion in 2003 from Bank of Iraq — as the US closed in.]

Y I K E S.

But the fact that ByBit still (48 hours later!) can’t figure out how about $5.3 billion in value was stolen from it. . . is just silly. Per CoinDesk:

. . .The total assets tracked on wallets associated with the exchange plunged from around $16.9 billion to $11.2 billion at the time of writing, according to data from DeFiLlama. The exchange is now looking to understand exactly what happened. . . .


What happened. . .”?!?

It would be fair to surmise than over 90% of all crypto-affiliated tech folks. . . just pretend to understand the software they install.

OTOH, Real Banks all know how to lock the physical vault at night. [And we can all accept the small risk of a dynamite forced entry.]

These ones and zeroes pirates. . . clearly do not.

Stay away — or lose it all, eventually.

That’s the moral of this story.

[And to be clear -- of course, the theft of forced labor, over centuries (from enslaved peoples, the world over), has wildly eclipsed them all -- but as a single event, discrete in time, and organized by a small group of individuals. . . this may be the largest single heist in human history.]

Out.

नमस्ते

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