Wednesday, July 17, 2024

Tangent: Tangerine Uses GOP Convention, To Tout His Fourth NFT?!


Or... Ike Is… Agog. Saint Ronnie Reagan Can’t Believe He Didn’t Think Of It First.

The Milwaukee GOP convention is now effectively just a grifting / late night QVC cable channel -- for meme-coins and NFTs. [Candidly, even though I follow crypto-, generally (to laugh at it), I was only aware of his "mugshot" NFT. But he's apparently grifted his followers two other times, by selling them NFTs, in addition to hats and gold shoes?! Wow.]

To be certain, yes, this is trivial -- but I cannot imagine that Eisenhower would have tried to sell bags of little green plastic soldiers (made in China), and branded as "Mini-Ikes®" (of course!) -- and certainly not from the podium at his nominating convention. Just. Wow.

Here is the "decline of GOP civilization" story from a crypto-booster outlet, and a bit:

. . .[Tangerine] has pivoted to embracing the crypto industry, saying "if we don’t do it, China is going to pick it up. . . ."

[Tangerine] said his previous collections were “very successful” and sold out in a day: “The whole thing sold out: 45,000 of the cards. And I did it three times [and] I’m going to do another one, because the people want me to do another one. It’s unbelievable spirit. Beautiful. . . .”


The late Hunter S. Thompson (on acid) could not have dreamed up a stranger, more debauched fiction. . . if he had tried.

But this. . . is fact. Jaw slacking US. . . history, unfolding.

In a perhaps not unrelated footnote, Steve Bannon (now jailed) yesterday saw his Chinese affiliate/associate, one 郭文贵, or "Miles Guo" but also known as Mr. Gao Wengui, convicted on multiple felony crypto-frauds (Bannon is awaiting similar separate fraud charges too). Hey -- maybe they can bunk together, at FCI Danbury. Amazing.

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