Wednesday, July 10, 2024

Tangent: The Chick Who Stole The Diary; Drove It To NY... And Went MIA, Last Weekend -- Was Picked Up With Open Liquor In Coastal GA... Hilarious.


There are some forms of MAGA. . . that just couldn't be any. . . dumber. [She transported a private Biden family diary she knew was stolen. . . to NY, for Project Veritas (now bankrupted).]

She'd been sentenced to one month of jail, in the USDC in SDNY. She was to surrender by noon on July 9 (somewhere, as federal correctional inmate No. 18244-510). She was not only not in Florida -- or NY, but was arrested in McIntosh County (rural sea-side country) in Georgia, while driving with open liquor, and no valid driver's license, and reportedly. . . a container of cannabis, on Monday afternoon. She was immediately jailed, and is still in state custody.

But -- good news! -- it turns out the jail there is ALSO a federal facility (but clearly is no "club fed"!). . . so she will do her time. . . right there. Her credit for voluntary surrender will be out the window, though. . . so we wait to see if she has to do the full six months stint now, in a tough jail in rural Georgia. Hilarious (Hat tip, to InnerCityPress, on this!). Here's the AUSAs' update, of this very morning (all as subsequently "so ordered" -- by the able NYSD USDC Judge Swain):

. . .Re: United States v. Aimee Harris, 22 Cr. 457 (LTS)

Dear Chief Judge Swain:

The Government respectfully submits this letter to update the Court regarding defendant Aimee Harris’s scheduled surrender to the Bureau of Prisons, which the Court previously ordered to occur by July 9, 2024 at 12 p.m. As the Government informed the Court, in its letter dated July 9, 2024, the Government was informed by United States Pretrial Services that the defendant was arrested on July 8, 2024 in McIntosh County, Georgia and was being held in state custody. [Based on information that Pretrial Services received from the McIntosh County Sheriff's Office, the Government understands that the defendant was charged with multiple offenses, including driving with a suspended license, speeding, possession of an open container, possession of marijuana, and obstruction of a law enforcement officer.]

Pretrial Services has further informed the Government that the defendant emailed her supervising officer on July 7, 2024 that she was going on a “one day road trip up to SC” on July 8, 2024 and would return Monday night. . . .

On July 9, 2024, the Government sought a warrant from the Court so that the defendant could immediately be taken into federal custody by the United States Marshals Service, which was executed by the Court.

The Government was informed today that the United States Marshals Service for the Southern District of Georgia has transferred the defendant to BOP custody, since the state facility where the defendant is being held is also utilized as a federal holding facility. The United States Marshals Service therefore requests that the Court vacate the July 9 arrest warrant so that the defendant can be designated and commence service of her sentence. . . .

Respectfully submitted. . . .


As I say. . . hilariously stupid MAGA clowns -- all around. And no doubt, the Georgia State authorities will prosecute on the driving offenses, and that jail sentence will be added on to the end of her federal stint. Couldn't happen to a nicer. . . "patriot".

Out.

नमस्ते

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