Sunday, February 18, 2024

What's The Over / Under -- In Months -- Before Tangerine Mentions Putin's Culpability In Navalny's Prison Death?


I gather he's too busy selling gold-leaf adorned sneakers, fashioned in Southeast Asia or China by child labor (but truly, why would Jabba the Hutt be needed to. . . endorse a basketball line?!), some awful cologne, and even now has apparently launched a "GoFundMe"(?!) -- for his legal bills.

We really shouldn't expect him to -- well, you know -- actually care... about a dissident dying in the frigid reaches of a brutal, arctic prison.

Not when he needs Putin far more than Putin will ever need him.

This alone ought to be disqualifying -- but for some Americans who slept through middle school civics... it won't matter. They are ready to throw their votes... away.

Ah, well. . . but do know this, you Trump voters (as Bantu Steven Biko taught us all): "it is better to die. . . for an idea that will live -- than to live for an idea that will. . . die".

And Tangerine's ideas. . . are definitely. . . dying.

Out.



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