A bit ago, on CafePharma, an anonymous commenter asked me to mock up a '70s-style stewardess photoshop, of Carrie Smith Cox -- lately flying on Air Hassan (another reader gently reminded me again, over here). Schering-Plough's Annual Shareholders' Meeting Day 2009 seemed an appropriate day to oblige. An earlier, rather crude attempt -- was fairly judged (by me), an abject failure. No -- really -- don't bother clicking that link. I am, on the other hand, a little happier with this one, so I'll go ahead and post it -- do click it, to see full size -- and read the ad copy:
I am still working on one other -- with white go-go boots, and orange mini-skirts. . . I may never finish it; but then again, I just might.
. . . .Payments to Ms. Cox upon termination after change of control: $23,364,614 [plus at least another $28 million gross, or about $11 million, net -- of course]. . . .
Yes, Air Hassan has trained her quite well -- be loyal; get paid -- and never, ever ask the "hard" questions. First, Pharmacia, then Schering-Plough -- is Merck next? We'll see.
2 comments:
Brilliant! Yes, it is better than the other one. Well done.
I can almost hear her say "bye-bye" or "Thanks for flying us"
Thanks!
[Though she probably ought to be saying "Thanks -- for letting me ride YOU -- the long-suffering Schering-Plough shareholders, and employees!)"
But that would be too long-winded, right? Right.]
I may still make that third one -- in white go-go boots. . . . we'll see.
Namaste
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