Yes -- it is an almost entirely-trivial story, but it has inspired an unnamed muse in me [click to enlarge!]:

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Oh~Classic! Nice job. Very funny.
ReplyDeleteReminds of an old (President) Reagan ad my college housemate had on his bedroom door.
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