Saturday, January 19, 2019

Well. All. Of. That. Was. Just. Silly...


Apparently, Trump spoke this afternoon. I didn't watch. Didn't need to. This will be brief, because his "big deal" is both devoid of substance, and what is there is. . . a silly mess. In sum, the great dealmaker offers. . . nothing we don't already possess.

DACA dreamers are, under an existing Ninth Circuit (federal appeals court) order, still continuing to seek and receive deferrals. The program continues, by federal court orders. Trump cannot change that. So his offer of three years, is actually a step backward, toward outlawing dreamers. Preposterous.

Here's an idea: maybe we let him build him a wall of cardboard, one that bio-degrades in about three years, into mulch for farming -- and then, we make DACA permanent, and we permanently revoke Muslim Ban 3.0 (the only Trump xenophobic measure the Supremes let take effect) -- oh, and he, McConnell and the Supremes agree to unseat both Kavanaugh and Gorsuch -- all in exchange for his $5 billion.

Oh -- one more thing: Merrick Garland is immediately a. . . Supreme.

Seems eminently fair, if we are to mirror, in reply -- the lunacy-laced Trump World political "thoughts". [More like "headaches, with pictures" -- as Frye (on Futurama) memorably said.]

I guess he pointed to San Antonio as a city where a version the wall has "worked". The map -- any map, actually -- would reveal to him that San Antonio is 150 miles away from any national border. He is. . . frighteningly stupid. And he is a felonious liar, to boot. Impeach. Now.

And. . . enjoy the seven inches, one and all. . . smile. नमस्ते

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